The 3 stages of man
1. He believes in Santa Claus.
2. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. He is Santa Claus.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the shopping mall of his choice. Dave Barry, American columnist and author
Here's a tip in relation to all that festive food and drink that is coming your way shortly:
The more you weigh, the harder it is to kidnap you. Stay safe - eat Christmas Cake!