Isn’t it strange that the adjective for metal is metallic.
Which is strange, because that’s not true for iron. Which is ironic, isn’t it?
To be forgiven, the person has to be sorry... ... it’s a course of action. A single act of repentance is something that makes a person who committed the evil feel better, but not the person against whom the evil was committed. Jodi Picoult – The Storyteller
I’ve been trying to break up with my girlfriend, an Optician. But it’s really hard.
Every time I tell her that I can ‘t see her anymore, she moves closer and says “How about now?”