No matter how brilliant your mind or strategy is, if you're playing a solo game, you'll always lose out to a team. Reid Hoffman (co-founder of Linked-in)
 
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years. 
 
I know that politics should be kept out of Rotary. But the other day, I overheard two guys arguing: 
"But the government has a mandate..."
"A mandate is not a law. It is two men going out to dinner together"... [I'll see myself out...]