Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods. HL Mencken, American journalist and satirist, 1880 - 1956
 
The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools to applaud them.  Erasmus, 1509
 
My mother said that ‘Every time you have an impure thought, an angel smacks you on top of the head’.
That would explain why so many men are bald.