Gentlemen: Don't say you haven't been warned! Ed. ☺Marriage Tip: No husband has ever been shot whilst vacuuming.
Past indiscretions, if not adequately obscured, return more monstrous and grotesque, so that they appear as great crimes. A letter that when written might have caused the raising of an eyebrow, in the chaos risks the losing of a head. ‘The Memoirs of Charles Maurice de Talleyrand’ [or as per the French saying: plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose...]
Me: Please bring me a screwdriver.
Her: Flat head, Phillips, or Vodka & Orange?
And that was when I knew that she was the one.