Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty. Arabic Proverb
 
The notion that free advice is worth nothing does not suggest that expensive advice is worth a lot. Mark H McCormack, Americal Sports Agent
 
I could not believe it when I came home today and my wife told me that my 5 year old son wasn’t actually mine.
She said that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school.