Andy's post of the week:  
What chance do we have if the word phonetically doesn't even start with an F?
 
Neil's post of the week:
Met a guy who said he was a famous singer back in the 80's.  I thought he was lying, but he said he was Adamant. (If you were born after the 80's, you are forgiven...)
 

“The amount of violations of human rights in a country is always an inverse function of the amount of complaints about human rights violations heard from there. The greater the number of complaints being aired, the better protected are human rights in that country.”  Daniel Patrick Moynihan, US diplomat

 

I dusted once. The dust came back. I'm not falling for that again!