Andy's post of the week: "Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cup cakes..."
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. Mark Twain
Always make sure that someone in your relationship has good credit.
That's why it's called 'Significant Other'.
Sign-if-I-can't.