<-- "I see, somebody's upset the greenkeeper again..."
 
Here is some advice for you ladies: Men have two emotions, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eye, make him a sandwich, and you’ll find out which one soon enough.
 
Radical movements keep ratcheting up their demands, because nothing enervates a cause more than success. Crusaders resent having their purpose stolen out from under them by the fulfillment of their quest; reaching the promised land leaves seekers bereft. There's little to do in a utopian oasis but sip coconut water. So the journey must never be completed. The goal must remain out of reach. To preserve the perfect impossibility of getting there, the desired end point becomes ever more extreme. Lionel Shriver ‘The Mandibles’.
 
In last Saturday's super-cell storm, the wind picked up a truck laden with eggs and another one laden with flour.  Now it’s battering the Southern Downs of Queensland. [OK, I'll see myself out...]