We must all do our bit to save the planet. I've just unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using.
“Everybody can be great. Because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college degree to serve. You don’t have to make your subject and your verb agree to serve. You don’t have to know the second theory of thermodynamics in physics to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.” Martin Luther King, Jr.
Leader to his speech writer, after suffering a crushing defeat:
"I had better rally the team. Give me a brief, positive blurb that includes Defeat, Defence and Detail."
"OK, 'ere it is", said his speech writer: "W'en de winneng hrse jumped over de fence, de feet went first and den de tail."