Here's one from Gerald:
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Ian.
[OK, so read it again and this time put your thinking cap on!]
 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under socialism, just the reverse is true. K J Galbraith, Canadian economist 1908 – 2006
 
Shakespeare had it much easier in his school days than we have it today. At that time, they never had to study Shakespeare.