Here are a couple compliments of Gerald East:"I hear the guy who invented lozenges died today.""Oh, he did? I bet there will be no coffin' at that funeral!"

OK, so I made a comprehensive To-Do list for today. Ooops... forgot an important item: find somebody who will do all that stuff.

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like a
potato - the best part is underground.
Thomas Overbury, English poet (1581 - 1613)