Here is one, compliments of Gerald East:
A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle (if they happen to be in front of them in the queue), are more likely to be their victims.
[Warning: I take my coffee black! Ed.]
Patriotism is not obedience to government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles for which Government is supposed to stand. Howard Zinn, American Historian and Playwright 1922 - 2010
There are two people in every relationship:
Partner 1: “OK, I’ve got the passports, boarding passes and car-rental documents”.
Partner 2: “Where are we going again?”