Whenever I left the door open, mum would ask whether I was born in a barn.
Which is odd, one would think she’d remember something like that.
Once you teach people to say what they do not understand, it is easy enough to get them to say anything you like. Jean Jaques Rousseau, Swiss Philosopher 1712 – 1788
I don’t know if my pants feel loose because I’m losing weight or if the elastic is finally giving up the fight.