The best feature of having a hearing aid is to be able to turn it off. (Anonymous - for obvious reasons...)
 
Our compatriots seem to put much stock in slapping a tag on their ailments. Presumably, a complaint common enough to have a name implies that you are not alone and dangles options like internet chat rooms and community support groups for rhapsodic communal bellyaching. Lionel Shriver – ‘We need to talk about Kevin’
 
"What four letter word do people with hearing difficulties use most often?"
"What??"
"Correct."