Marriage tip #2: When your wife is mowing the lawn, it's not a good time to ask when dinner will be ready.
 
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Author
 
I don't want to say I'm gifted, but I have always been able to tell when they use fake dinosaurs in the movies.
 
The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. Zig Ziglar