Positively the last one of the festive season jokes...
 
New year's resolutions: Most of them go in one year and out the other.
 
Most people wouldn’t even notice the shift toward a totalitarian regime. We associate totalitarianism mainly with labour, concentration and extermination camps, but those are merely the final, bewildering stage of a long process.  Yuval Noah Harari.
 
How much better would it be if a liar's pants really did catch on fire?