Seeing that our esteemed President has opted for an Italian theme this week, here's a relevant quote:
Un giorno, e quel giorno potrebbe non venire mai, ti chiamerò per fare un servizio per me."
Translation: "Some day and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me." Vito Corleone in The Godfather) ☺]
Women’s Magazine
Page 9: 'How to lose weight fast.'
Page 10: 'You’re beautiful the way you are'.
Page 11: 'Black Forest Cake Recipe'
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
Q: My son has been chewing electrical cords. What do I do? A: Ground him until he conducts himself properly.