People who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Dave Barry, American Author & Journalist.
[... and that includes some of the new movements which these days seem to replace the old religions. You know, such as... Oh, sorry. I'll see myself out. Ed.]
Darling, how long is 10 years with me?
It’s a second! He replied.
And how much is a thousand dollars for me?
It’s a coin! He replied.
Can I have a coin, darling?
Just give me a second, honey.