Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The law ignores trifles and the wise man does too. Robert A. Heinlein – ‘Job: A Comedy of Justice’
My kid: "I feel like your'e always making up rules and stuff."
Me: "Like what?"
My kid: "Like if I don't clean my room, a portal will open and take me to another dimension."
Me: "Well, that's what happened to your older brother."
My kid: "What older brother?"
Me: "Exactly."