OK, I'm going to get complaints about this, but I couldn't resist it... 
But those who know me know that your Editor is very fond of apples (the fruit, not the computer). No offense nor ridicule is meant. Ed.
But those who know me know that your Editor is very fond of apples (the fruit, not the computer). No offense nor ridicule is meant. Ed.A young student asked his professor "What's the difference between school and life?"
The Professor replied "In school, you're taught a lesson and then you're given a test. In life you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."
History is the first casualty of Media’s microsecond attention. James Rickards, ‘Aftermath’.