A slightly overweight, but
bronzed, blonde male surfer type was sitting in the bar at his local surf club, sucking up his fourth beer. He caught sight of a stunning brunette as she came through the door. His eyes never left her until she was seated on the other side of the bar from him. He got up, slowly walked over to join her. After pausing on his approach to give her a chance to look over his magnificent tanned body, he recited one of his better lines and then bluntly asked if she wanted to 'leave this dump' and go to his place to "Ya know, get to, like, know each other better." She rolled her eyes in disbelief... "I'm afraid that my awareness of your proclivities regarding the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes any such erotic confrontation." He stared blankly at her, somewhat stunned. After several seconds of embarrassed silence, he finally burst out, "Huh? I don't get it!" "Exactly!" she said as she got up and walked away...
bronzed, blonde male surfer type was sitting in the bar at his local surf club, sucking up his fourth beer. He caught sight of a stunning brunette as she came through the door. His eyes never left her until she was seated on the other side of the bar from him. He got up, slowly walked over to join her. After pausing on his approach to give her a chance to look over his magnificent tanned body, he recited one of his better lines and then bluntly asked if she wanted to 'leave this dump' and go to his place to "Ya know, get to, like, know each other better." She rolled her eyes in disbelief... "I'm afraid that my awareness of your proclivities regarding the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes any such erotic confrontation." He stared blankly at her, somewhat stunned. After several seconds of embarrassed silence, he finally burst out, "Huh? I don't get it!" "Exactly!" she said as she got up and walked away...Being the Queen is not all about singing, and being a diva is not all about singing. It has much to do with your service to people. And your social contributions to your community and your civic contributions as well. Aretha Franklin