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This Wednesday 12th August is a special joint meeting with the Rotary Club of Hope Island, NOT at the Yacht Club.  
 
Meeting at 06:45 for 07:00 am start at the
 
Hope Island Golf Club,
Springfield Drive,
Hope Island.  
 
See map on the left, or go to Google Maps
 
DGN Darrell Brown was at the door, Geoff Croad was Chairman and Andy Bell was Sergeant.
 
We had apologies from Tony Bird.
 
Since President Paul Seymour had his throat all tied up in knots (see Sergeant's session further on), Vice President Ian Mayberry welcomed members and visitors Rtn Andy Rajapakse (RC of Burleigh Heads), Rtn B. Thimyaiah (Thimo) of the RC of Cantonment, Bangalore (India) who exchanged banners (picture above), Rtn Arthur Moorehouse (RC of Nowra, NSW), Rtn Bob Renshaw (RC of Glen Waverley, VIC), our Youth Exchange Student from Italy, Martina Missarelli and of course our special Guest Speaker Geoff Carroll (see report further on).
 
Ian summarized the recently held 'Big Lunch' by the Australasian Order of Old Bastards, at which a bottle of Grange Hermitage donated by Mario Fairlie realized some $1,400 at auction.
 
Wheelchair Trust Chairman Daryl Sanderson lamented the fact that the repair of the forklift cost some $2,000... On the positive side, due to the current difficulty to get wheelchairs shipped to Nigeria, another avenue is opening to send some to South America.
 
Youth Service Director Chris Thurtell presented our new student Martina in splendid St Hilda's school uniform.  He will also be involved on Sunday in interviews for the National Youth Science Forum.
 
Membership Director Andy Bell reminded all that a special 'Bring a Friend' meeting will be held on Wednesday 26th August.  Start organizing some of your friends now!
 
Gerald East was still tingling after the exciting match of the Gold Coast Suns and invites everyone to join him at the upcoming match on 22th August when they'll play Essendon at Metricon Stadium. [Gerald means to be involved in scoring sales of raffle tickets for the Suns' Horizon program, then watch the match, not scoring goals on the ground. Ed.] More details shortly.
 
 
Well, there's no doubt that Doug and Sue Lipp "pulled it off" - the inaugural Crazy Whist night last Saturday was very well attended, with many members also bringing friends along.  Whilst for some the rules of the game may be somewhat "different", it all contributes to everyone having a good time, and that is certainly what we had!  Lots of hilarious moments, but I think Chris Thurtell came up with the best of the lot: When raking in his tricks, he simply added them back to his cards again and re-played them again.  Didn't work though, eventually everyone had run out of cards except Chris... ☺
 
Many thanks to the organizers Doug and Sue Lipp and the many people who helped on the night.
Ok, so there may not have been any Surfers Sunrise formalities last week at Hope Island, but that didn't stop our Sergeant Andy Bell to join with his Hope Island counter part.  No one escaped...
 
Mario Fairlie, you are in exceptionally good health [and Mario confirmed it - not a thing wrong with him today...] Doug Lipp for one thing or another... DGN Darrell Brown had to demonstrate why he is the doyen of fashion - purely due to his socks... Des La Rance was introduced to the other members as the next Pope... Angus Miller was moving house... Franz Huber: you are a pain in the neck [I'm absolutely devastated, since I always try hard to please our Sergeant... Do I have body odour? Something I wrote? Not happy with the photo?  OK, like Groucho Marx's principles, I have others if you don't like this one...]  Paul Seymour not only lost his voice last week coming back on an airplane.  It stopped him from writing a President's Message!! Daryl Sanderson, what was that newspaper article about wheelchairs that was supposed to be published in Finland..? Adrian Crowe, glad you finally found us after gallivanting around the world... Terry O'Shea, what a perfect haircut...
 
And commenting on the previous Saturday's result of the Wallabies against the All Blacks: after the disaster of the Australian Cricket Team in England, the All Black coach simply decided that you guys needed a break..!  [Can't help the feeling that another broadside will be fired this coming Wednesday... Ed.]
"Just 15 Km off the Gunbarrell Highway, near the Giles Weather Station" is how Geoff describes the location of his home town where he runs the only local store within hundreds of Kilometres.  If one checks a bit further, you may find that it is not even on the Gunbarrell "Highway", about 750 Km as the crow flies from Kalgoorlie, but by road it is 1136 brain rattling Kilometres...
 
Rather than giving a speech, Geoff opted to simply have a Question and Answers session. The main difference to the Q&A program on ABC being that questions actually were answered rather than resorting political point scoring. And further, they may not have been absolutely politically correct... ☺ The settlement features some 38 tin-shed type houses allocated to the local indigenous population, maintained by local (non-indigenous) trades people who keep them in good repair. 
 
So, what does the Warakurna store sell? "Well, just about everything from groceries, fresh fruit & vegetables, clothing, bullets..."  Fresh fruit and vegies??  Yes, a refrigerated truck comes out from Perth every two weeks, and a mail plane comes in from Alice Springs every week.  And yes, they do have Internet connection (probably faster and more reliable than most of the Gold Coast) and mobile phone coverage.  And, to add to expected amenities, the town has two nurses full time and Police presence from both WA (where the town is officially located) and the Northern Territory.  Before you get excited though: there is absolutely no alcohol...  And, if that wouldn't deter you: "normal" people (meaning non-indigenous) are not permitted to come into town. But if you can get a job there, it is not only very well paid, your weekly working hours add up to 38.  Except if you run the local store, as Geoff does: make that 50 - 55 hours per week.  Somebody needs to re-stock the shelves.  Actually, the store is the only enterprise in town that is not fully government funded. But couldn't he employ some of the locals? Yes, if they want to come and work, definitely yes.  But ask the question "when are you going to start?" the answer is "Monday". (Hint: originally the term is commonly spoken in the Spanish language, also starting with the letter M).
 
Of the approximately 60 - 70 children in the town, on average about 45 attend school every day.  This massive improvement has been achieved upon the arrival of a new Principal.
 
Is there any mining in the area? "Not in Warakurna" Geoff remarked, "but just a bit further on."  The definition of "just a bit further on" being around 180 Kilometres...  And what do the indigenous inhabitants of the town do?  OK then, what could be done? There were quite a number of other questions and corresponding refreshingly straight answers, many somewhat disconcerting and depressing.  However, in view of which your Editor's policy to follow the Rotary guidelines of remaining non-political etc, I much regret that I have decided to leave this to the individual reader's imagination.
 
Email from the Rotary Club of Colombo Metropolitan, forwarded by Rtn Andy Rajapakse (RC of Burleigh Heads):
Your Editor is looking forward to a holiday... Hopefully, this time, it is definitely there now! President Paul is revealing his innermost secrets. 
 
Read all about it - you can download it now from the Download section on the right!  Hopefully, this time it stuck...!  Please send me a direct email if you still can't download it.  
 
Duty Roster - note: subject to change - please check every week
 
 
Date Chairman Door
     
04th November 2015 John Franich Mario Fairlie
11th November 2015 Angus Miller Larry Murray
18th November 2015 Ashley Harris Fred Hamblen
25th November 2015 Bob Harrison Ray Higgs
02nd December 2015 Gerald East Geoff Croad
09th December 2015 Graeme Isaacson Tania Laird
16th December 2015 Des La Rance Conrad Martens
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Ladies, get your fascinators ready! Gentlemen, yes, it is ok to wear a brightly coloured silk shirt with a rosa coloured tie and a heavy gold chain, white slacks and shoes...
 
Our member and District Treasurer Doug Lipp (he is a race horse owner himself), in conjunction with the Rotary Club of Surfers Paradise, is organizing a Race Day at the Gold Coast Turf Club in October.  Further, the day is sponsored by our Sergeant Andy Bell's company Eximm too.  Tickets are just $70.00 per head, which includes a sumptuous buffet luncheon as well as afternoon tea and coffee.  Tables of 10 are available, so why not invite some friends or clients? 
 
Download the flyer, which includes the booking form, in the Download section on the right.
 
Alternatively, contact Doug Lipp or Darrell Brown.
As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents.
George Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
 
 

 

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12th August 2015
Bulletin Editor
Franz Huber
This week's meeting is at the Hope Island Rotary Club - see details inside
Snippets of last meeting
President Paul Seymour answers 33 Questions
Roster for the next 4 weeks
Inspirations (well, sort of....)
And lots more.
 
Upcoming Events
District Governor's Visit
Nov 11, 2015
7:00 AM – 8:30 AM
 
Polio Plus Fundraising
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Nov 12, 2015 10:00 AM –
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Christmas Breakfast
Dec 16, 2015
7:00 AM – 8:30 AM
 
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