(left): Gerald's post and advice for business people of the week, and below his joke of the week: Late one night, Jack takes a shortcut through the local cemetery. Hearing a tapping sound he becomes scared and quickens his pace. The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits. Then he notices a man chiselling a tombstone. "Thank goodness!" Jack says to the man. "You gave me the fright of my life! Why are you working so late?" "They spelt my name wrong." "... on the edge of a social media precipice, today’s governments live in a world where swiftly and without warning, wrathfully and without mercy, stupidity strikes." Henry Ergas AO, Australian Economist, Author and Journalist. There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers, American Entertainer 1875 – 1939. (Also credited to him: “I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.”) |